December 2010
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“What separates the men from the boys is realizing that instead of thinking about...”
– R. E. Walden, Jr.
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“Beer before wine makes you feel fine; wine before beer makes you feel queer”
– Jack (Will & Grace)
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haha happy 1,500th post to me. :D
Stan: We're with the band.
Bouncer: Names?
Stan: Donny and Marie Osmond.
Bouncer: I didn't know you guys were dead.
Stan: We're Mormons. We were born dead.
DailyHoroscope for Pisces
Dec 25 2010
Take a lot of pictures today, Pisces. You will want to remember the highlights of the day, and have something to reminisce about throughout the years. Then again, you will probably get a lot more out of this wonderful period in your life if you spend your picture-taking time as a subject in the photographs rather than behind the camera, simply recording them. It’s time to...
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“Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to...”
– Erich Fromm (1900-1980)
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Top 5 Lies Guys Tell.
legendarysuccess:
sugarspiceandtattoos:
shesubsists:
stephsastar:
vodkamindframe:
vidalajuicee:
omgisthatsyoma:
My dick’s big.
I’m single.
I won’t tell anyone.
I’ll never cheat on you.
I love you.
Will y’all do anything with us if we say:
My dick is 2inches when hard.
I got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple girlfriends.
I’m telling everybody.
I’ma cheat. Deal with it.
...
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